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If you’d like me to write something for you and/or shoot the shit, email me at samarsha (at) pdx (dot) edu.  I’m nice!

Areas of expertise include:

• Tonya Harding
• Pornography (esp. the cultural contributions of Bambi Woods)
• Shit MFA Students Say
• Portland, Oregon and why it’s not what you think
• Horror movies
• The relative merits and faults of Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson
• 1,003 reasons to do whatever the hell you want to with your pubic hair
• Charles Rocket